For anyone who's wondered what I've been up to, this is pretty much it. I've been working as a stripper. A zombie stripper that is, for a horror attraction. YES, I had to pole dance, NO not like spinning around the pole stripping. This is me before the blood was applied to me every night.
It was more just a little bit of dancing and scaring people. The conditions of the place were terrible and I was constantly sexually harassed.
So now I work at gamestop.